Who are you and why did you wake me up at 6am?

Karen woke me up this morning because Keith was on the phone. We both assumed it was Keith from Ohio and he had some really important. So only half awake I answer the phone. The first thing that tips me off that this is NOT Keith is he calls me "baby." I can only think of one person who would call me that and his name is not Keith and he wouldn't call me at 6am. So the rest of the conversation was pretty muddled as I never did fully wake up. But I made it clear he was calling the wrong person. He was insistent that we had met in the past (at Trees he said?) and that I had given him my number. I assured him this was NOT me. He apologized but was convinced a woman named Erica gave him this number as her own.

So, ladies, if you meet a guy and you're really not that interested in him, have the guts to say so. Don't wuss out and give him my number!

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