Leia was playing MASH "Your

Leia was playing MASH
"Your wife's name is matt and you have 18 children. You're a socialite who drives to work every day in a polka-dotted pinto.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with matt in your shack in texas."

Hmm, I think there was some user error in there...like she didn't select "I like boys." But hey, at least they'll be living in Texas! I don't want them running off and leaving me in this vast state all alone.

Second try:
"Your husband's name is mark and you have 0 children. You're a socialite who drives to work every day in a red bmw.
It's truly a wonderful life when you consider the countless romantic nights you have spent with mark in your house in oregon."

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