Dave's description of himself "the

Dave's description of himself
"< bragging >the thing about me is, that I generally pick things up pretty quickly. this doesn't make me an expert, but if you suck, and I suck, i might reach a level of competency faster. this seems to piss people off. Also, based on my varied interestst, I know a little about a lot of things, and sometimes a lot about a lot of things...but this is becasue I'm a dork with a lot of interests< /bragging >"

The thing I love about Dave is his use of "HTML" for emphasis.