Conversation with Dave Dave: the

Conversation with Dave
Dave: the funny thing is that I probably WILL be the first to know
Me: is that so funny?
Dave: it's pretty funny
Me: you're funny...looking
Dave: I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you
Me: and i'm in junior high all of a sudden
Dave: why don't you act your age, not your shoe size?
Dave: your mom
Dave: I know you are, but what am I?
Me: Dave, are you getting anything done?
Dave: cut you so low, you have to look up to look down
Me: that's a new one for me...but i'm sure you can throw in some short joke along with it
Dave: how's the weather down there? (lame)
Me: EXACTLY
Dave: shall I launch in to mom jokes, now?

No, please no, while I still feel like I have a life left. But that's what I get for starting it.