Car Flirting

It's almost summertime which means it's time to roll down the windows, open the sunroof, and cruise. (Well, cruise as much as I can between home and work, work and school, and school and home.) As enjoyable as the cruising with the windows down can be, there is a downside to it. The unfortunate part occurs when some stupidhead decides to car flirt. Obviously being in another car with the windows down means that the highway is the perfect place to flirt. I mean, with speeds of 65 mph plus, it's a totally safe. Even if it's just flirting from the car at a stoplight it's stupid. Like anyone is going to hook up at a stoplight. I can see it now, you're at a party with him and your friends as, "So how did you meet?" You respond, "At the light at Park Row and Bowen." HOT.

Car flirting is stupid. Car flirting with me is even stupider. I drive a Civic. Doesn't exactly scream cool or rich or anything. I have no idea why guys try to car flirt with me, but I hate it. So I've found a solution.

I've only worn them one day and I've already seen major results. Guys simply don't know what to think. These should put all car flirting with me to a stop. It might be the best $4.84 I spend all summer.

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