Adam's description of himself i'm

Adam's description of himself
i'm 5'7 with a long mullet, i'm missing one front tooth. i walk with a noticeable limp. my left eye is lazy and has a tendency to look at arses and breasts (i can't control it) my eyebrows are bushy, and i smell like last night's vodka. i usually wear a plaid london fog jacket with a pair of lime green stretch pants and white loafers (my favorite outfit)
did i mention i'm a model?

Wow, sounds like the guy for me! Wanna hook up?